Simply The Best Man - 'The wedding speech specialists'

Wedding Speech Builder - The 'Best' online Speech system!

Need help writing your wedding speech?

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    with our unique online 'Speech Builder' system. Get started now!


We are the online wedding speech specialists, our complete wedding speech system has over 4,000 ice breakers, jokes, wedding quotes and more to help your write a complete, personal and unique wedding speech, whether you are a Best Man, Groom, Father of the Bride or even the Bride. As well as access to the thousands of speech jokes we will give you a FREE GUIDE to writing your speech!

This is NOT an ebook, or PDF download, or a set of emails with speech advice, this is an online speech system that will enable you to write your wedding speech using our speech blocks. You can edit these and add your own content, what you will end up with is a complete speech that you can download or print out, it's that simple! Get access for less then the price of a few drinks at the bar!

Step 1

Register your account

Step 2

Recieve login details via email

Step 3

Login and start building your speech!

Everything you need for a killer Best Man's speech.

Write a complete Groom's speech in one easy session.

Find the perfect words for a totally unique Bride's Speech.

Easy to use system for your Father of the Bride's speech.

Over 4,000 wedding speech jokes, quotes and toasts

Over 4,000 wedding speech jokes, quotes and toasts.

Compiled and written by professional comedy writers

Compiled and written by professional comedy writers.

Easy to use, step by step system and free speech writing guide

Easy to use, step by step system and free speech writing guide.

Work on your wedding speech at your own pace

Work on your wedding speech at your own pace.

How does the 'Speech Builder' system work?

Once signed in you'll find a blank speech template plus complete step by step guide to both writing your speech and instructions to the easy to use system. Beside your speech template you’ll find blocks fitting each of the key phases of your wedding speech. Simply click on the speech blocks you want to include in your speech to transfer them into your speech template. You can add all the blocks you’ll need or remove blocks, you can also edit as you go, entering names, dates, personal facts plus your own thoughts words and stories.

You can select the time fame you want to work over allowing you to save your speech to work on over numerous sessions to come back and edit at a later date or print your speech out ready for the big day.

Professional Comedy Writing Team

The system has been put together with the help of our team of professional British comedy writers who have written for TV, radio, stage and stand-up comedians. With years of experience you’re in safe hands and with so many speech blocks to choose you can be sure of a totally unique and professional sounding speech that will be ensure to enthral and entertain the wedding guests from beginning to end.

Our unique wedding speech database contains...

  • Over 4000 separate speech blocks
  • Opening lines
  • Jokes to roast the groom
  • Quick fire gags to shoot down the best man
  • Introductions
  • Icebreakers
  • Gags about the groomsmen and bridesmaids
  • Spoof school reports
  • Quotes
  • Funny marriage advice
  • Comedy wedding messages
  • Toasts


As well as access to the database of over 4,000 speech blocks you'll find a complete guide to writing your speech as well as surprising and often hilarious wedding speech facts and information to enhance your wedding speech or simply help keep you entertained while working on your finished speech.

Satisfaction Guarantee

We appreciate that on such a big occasion the whole wedding party are keen to get things 100% right, that's why we're on hand to help from beginning to end. You can contact our team at any time for help with your speech, help create personal jokes for the new Mr & Mrs or simply to give your finished speech the once over. All with the help of professional comedy writers until you're completely satisfied with your finished speech.

"Good evening ladies and gentleman, firstly I’d like to thank you all for coming today, especially those of you who knew I’d be saying a few words but still decided to sit through this toast in order to get a free meal and a glass of champagne, I salute your dedication."

"The best advice I can give is to accept the other person for who they are... and then pretend they are someone else."

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