Wedding Speech Builder - The 'Best' online Speech system!

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Over 4,500 wedding speech jokes and quotes
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How Our Wedding Speech System Works

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Choose from thousands of speech blocks

Add the blocks into your speech. Edit to add your names dates, etc

Print your finished speech. It's as easy as that!

This is NOT an ebook, or PDF download, or dozens of useless emails drip feeding useless information, this is an online speech system packed with original jokes, toasts and more written by our team of writers that you won’t find anywhere else on the internet. You’ll have a completely unique speech all for far less than the price of a few drinks at the bar!

If you’ve got any questions you can contact our team today. We’re here to help ensure you get the best speech and best service.

Get a totally unique wedding speech in one session with help from a team of professional British comedy writers

Easy to use online wedding speech system

Complete access for just $9.99

Built by professional comedy writers

Write your entire speech in one sitting


As well as access to the database of over 4,000 wedding speech blocks you'll find;

FREE speech writing guide - A complete guide to writing your speech
FREE speech writing facts – Weird and wonderful facts about weddings and wedding speeches
FREE guide on how to battle nerves and deliver your speech
Step by step guide to using our speech system


Our easy to use speech system has been compiled by a team of professional British comedy writers and contains over 4,500 wedding speech jokes, quotes and icebreakers. As well as a step by step guide to writing the system you’ll find speech blocks containing jokes and quotes;

1. About the groom

  • His sense of humor
  • His hair/clothes/
  • His job
  • His school years

2. About the Best Man

  • Writing the speech
  • Being nervous
  • His bad jokes

3. About the Bride

4. About Bridesmaids

5. About the Ushers

6. Father of the bride

  • Dad dancing
  • Dad jokes

7. Others

  • Wedding preparations
  • The guests
  • The grandparents
  • Siblings
  • Honeymoon
  • The wedding meal
  • Spoof school reports
  • Comedy messages
  • Introductions
  • Toasts
  • And more...

Satisfaction Guarantee

We appreciate that on such a big occasion the whole wedding party are keen to get things 100% right, that's why we're on hand to help from beginning to end. You can contact our team at any time for help with your speech, help create personal jokes for the new Mr & Mrs or simply to give your finished speech the once over. All with the help of professional comedy writers until you're completely satisfied with your finished speech.


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