The Best Man
Best Man Speech - The Fear Factor...
Many guys find even the thought of giving a best man's speech a terrifying prospect. 'Glossophobia' is actually one of the most common fears. So if you're already worrying about your speech that's a totally natural reaction and you’re not alone.
There is also the possibility that you’ve never had to write a formal speech before and certainly not a wedding speech you'll have to give during the "most important day" of you best friend’s life. One of our chief aims is to help take away the fear factor. As well as helping to write hundreds of speeches our team of British comedy writers have written for and appeared on radio, TV, stand-up comedy and even movies, and our system contains original jokes and material you won't find anywhere else or hear in other wedding speeches.
While using comedy writers we want to make sure our system is accessible so you can access the system for just $9.99. That's less than the price of a round of drinks at the bachelor party. While there are other speech sites out there, we're take pride in the fact that this is the only wedding speech service that uses professional comedy writers with totally original jokes you won’t find anywhere else on the world wide web.
"I was terrified about making a speech. That was until I found out about the sort of things that I was supposed to say as the best man. I learnt that, up there with the important duties of remembering the wedding rings and getting the handcuffs off the groom at the bachelor party was a duty to spend five minutes at the reception demolishing [Groom's] character. Well I've never been one to hide from my duties so here goes."
HOW CAN I GET A TOTALLY ORIGINAL BEST MAN SPEECH?
One of the biggest traps when writing best man speeches is finding free jokes on the internet, yes, they are out there but if you have found them so will everyone else, that means you'll be repeating jokes that everyone will have heard dozens of times before. In our Best Man speech system as well as a few tried and tested gags we have hundreds of jokes you won’t find anywhere else on the internet. We’re also constantly updating our speech database so you can be sure that you'll be using gags no one will have heard before.
Our best man speech system not only gives you professional comedy writing, we'll also give you all the tools and tips you need on how to construct a wedding speech, with all the important details and traditions your speech should include. You'll also get a free guide on how to deliver your best man speech on the day.
As a newly appointed best man you’ll no doubt be taking your role seriously and focusing on the important things; great pranks to play on the groom during the bachelor party, finding out which of the bridesmaids is single, deciding where the bachelor party should take place and how much money to budget for beer you also have that all important best man’s speech to write.
While all around you people are choosing the colors of napkins, flowers and endless discussions about that dress, you need to start working on that killer best man speech that will give the groom a true comedy roast while not offending the bride-to-be, her parents or the groom’s crazy Aunt Mabel and result in the bride’s angry brothers taking you into the car park for a friendly talk. Well don’t worry, here at Simply the Best Man we have a team of comedy writers and our simple to use Speech Building Program to help piece everything together.
Over 4,000 wedding speech jokes, quotes and toasts.
Compiled and written by professional comedy writers.
Easy to use, step by step system and free speech writing guide.
Work on your wedding speech at your own pace.
How does the Best Man Speech builder work?
In our Speech Writing Guide you'll find a complete guide to how to construct your speech, all the traditions you have to include (thanking the groom, complementing the bridesmaids, etc), there are also the basic do's and don'ts to writing and giving your speech.
Once you log into the speech system you'll have access to our database with over over 4000 ice breakers, wedding speech jokes, quotes and comedy flames to give the groom a real roast. We're not encouraging you to give him a hard time but who are we to mess with tradition?!?
The best man speech system gives you a step by step framework for your finished speech. Simply search the database for the jokes, quotes and 'blocks' of you want to add to your own unique speech template. Once you click on a joke or 'block' it will be added to your speech.
You can add and delete blocks until you’re completely satisfied, save your speech for a final edit, add dates, names and details and once happy print your finished speech.
We've got your back Jack...
StBM will be with you through every phase of your speech, from the writing, speech system through to delivering knockout comedy blows on the day. Our team have written for professional comics as well as having performed around the world. Standing in front of a live audience is in our blood but even top comedians find giving wedding speeches truly nerve-wracking (yes that's plural, one of the downfalls of being a comedy writer is you do tend get asked to stick your head in best man noose all a lot). We that every best man speech is different.
Holding a microphone in front of a room full of strangers is a big deal, it's one of the reasons we put this website together, to help other guys get deliver great wedding speeches. We’re on hand for any questions you might have right up until the big day.