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Speech Writing Guide

Still struggling to write your groom’s speech? Never written a formal speech before?

Our unique wedding speech builder system contains over 4,000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and one-liners.

The wedding is getting closer and you're starting to panic?

Our groom's speech system has been designed to help everyone from those guys that just need a few extra jokes to add to their speech, through to guys that need a complete speech writing. Our wedding speech system has been created by a team of professional writers have written scripts for TV, radio stand-up comedians and stage. As we write so much material you'll find hundreds of jokes, written by our team that you won’t find anywhere else on the internet meaning you get a totally unique speech.


Over 4,000 wedding speech jokes, quotes and toasts.

Compiled and written by professional comedy writers.

Easy to use, step by step system and free speech writing guide.

Work on your wedding speech at your own pace.


From great opening lines ice-breakers to kick your speech off, one liners, wedding quotes through to your final toast you'll find everything you need to write a great speech. We'll also explain the correct format and show you how to write and deliver the perfect speech.


A Basic Guide to Writing a Best Man’s Speech

The groom's speech system has been broken down into the various stages with a complete step by step guide to help you along;

  • The Opening
  • Formal Part
  • To the Parents
  • Your Story
  • About the Best Man
  • To the Bride
  • Final Toast

The groom’s speech comes second, after the father of the bride and before the best man.


You should start by welcoming all your guests and thanking them for joining you on the day.


Next comes the formal part of your speech, this isn’t about dull etiquette, this is simply refers to the section of your speech where you thank everyone who has helped in the build up to the big day, this may include professional wedding suppliers and the venue itself. Finally you should thank the main members of the wedding party and present any gifts. It is also traditional to propose a toast to the bridesmaids.


It’s then time to thank both sets of parents for helping with the wedding itself and also for all they have done for you over the years.


You should then build a picture of the story that has brought everyone together. It’s often the case at weddings that not everyone will know how you and your new wife met, and some of the fun you’ve had along the way so this is your chance to set the record straight (despite what the best man might be to say to the contrary).


Your attention then can turn to your best man, this is your chance to discredit him before he does his best to destroy your good reputation in front of your nearest and dearest. If you are worried about the humorous hand grenades to throw your way, our speech system has hundreds of jokes you can fire his way to as a pre-emptive strike.


Before your speech comes to a close you can now speak both about and to your new wife. While it’s vital to use your own words and thoughts, it can be touching to draw on some quotes from great thinkers and speakers through the ages.


Finally you should propose a toast to your bride.


How the Groom’s Speech System Works

Within the system you’ll find a blank speech template, along with speech blokes (containing the separate ice breakers, jokes, quotes, and comedy bullets for the best man). The blocks are separated into the various key phases of your groom’s speech. Each phase is broken up into easy subsections giving you a wealth of options to suit your speech.


As you work through the phases you can edit the speech as you go, adding names, dates, personal memories and your own words to build your speech or tell the story leading up to your big day. All of this will remain with in your own personal and unique wedding speech template.


You can write your entire speech in one sitting or save it to come back over various sittings to keep writing and editing your speech until you’re completely satisfied. Once complete you can print it out your finished speech to practice ready for the special occasion.


"What if I make a mistake?"

If you want to change, add or remove anything from your speech at any time you can delete that section or word, save the changes and continue working.


The Professionals

By using our unique wedding speech builder you'll have access to the database of over 4,000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and one-liners. You'll also find a complete step by step guide to help write your speech. It really couldn’t be simpler.


Complete Customer Service

We appreciate the wedding it the most important day of your life so our goal is to help you find the right words for the big day. You can contact our team at any time to help you with your speech, or if you’re still not sure we’ll give it a final tune-up for you.



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